(THE) GNORP APOLOGUE

Box art for (the) Gnorp Apologue (2023)

Boosted: Apr 2025 - May 2025

Leaderboards: speedrun.com

In (the) Gnorp Apologue you have a simple objective. Help the gnorps get rich. How do we do that? By hitting the rock of course. Use the shards that break off the rock to upgrade your gnorps to hit the rock harder, getting you more shards to recruit more gnorps to hit the rock more, to get more shards…

(the) Gnorp Apologue was developed and released by Myco in 2023, and on its surface it seems like a cute idle game. How does one speedrun an idle game? After playing for even a few minutes, you’ll discover simply how many rock breaking methods the gnorps have at their disposal. With a little patience, you’ll discover the perfect loadout…and then find another new upgrade to try out!

Beating the core game unlocks a dedicated speedrun mode that starts you with 20 talent points to immediately dedicate towards your ideal load-out. Spend those shards and break that rock as fast as you can!

Will you help the gnorps?